May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man - White Crop Tee

Ditch the plastic for our organic cotton tote, your new partner in crime from kale to Kafka—no judgment. Built to embrace your life's chaos, this bag juggles everything from a sea of groceries to your - soon-to-be bigger - tower of unread books. With a weight limit that rivals your gym's dumbbells, it's ready to shoulder your burdens, literally. Whether it's toting snacks for a solo binge-watch marathon or a snack stash that could outlast a zombie siege, this tote's got your back in every scenario.

Look. This isn’t just any T-shirt. It's your new best friend in fabric form—minus the emotional baggage. Our T-shirt offers the kind of softness that'll make you question all life choices leading you to wear anything else. It's breathable, and stretchy enough to accommodate that extra slice of pizza. It’s the T-shirt that whispers "I understand you" in a world full of scratchy, shrinkable betrayals.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.