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Life difficulty setting: Expert Mode. - Unisex t-shirt

Life difficulty setting: Expert Mode. - Unisex t-shirt

£24.00
£24.00
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The Story behind

As I was casually saying to my group of friends I still don't own a vibrator at 35yo, my friend Ellie casually dropped "Joey's got the difficulty setting on life turned way up.". A line that I found strangely resonated with me and that is completely accurate, so much I decided it'll be written on my grave. Should be written on yours too. Probably.

Disclaimer: you do not need to own a dildo to buy this T-shirt. Or not-not own a dildo either.

Material

Look. This isn’t just any T-shirt. It's your new best friend in fabric form—minus the emotional baggage. Our T-shirt offers the kind of softness that'll make you question all life choices leading you to wear anything else. It's breathable, and stretchy enough to accommodate that extra slice of pizza. It’s the T-shirt that whispers "I understand you" in a world full of scratchy, shrinkable betrayals.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Sizing info

We advise to order your regular size.

Extra info

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

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